The Idiot’s Lantern

Posted By on January 2, 2014

I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.

The Girl in the Fireplace

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

The Eleventh Hour

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.

Planet of the Ood

I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Saving the world with meals on wheels. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.

The Empty Child

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

Planet of the Ood

You’ve swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Saving the world with meals on wheels.